Slightly Offensive Costumes

December 15, 1924Long day at the office. Another case gone cold. Leaves a bad taste in your mouth. Been here before. Wash it down with a glass of scotch and sleep it off. I head into Monty's place. A bar just down the street. Not a soul in sight 'cept Monty cleaning down a bar top. He can see my discontent. "That bad?" he asks. I nod. He pours me a glass and I take a corner seat.Some time passes and in walks a familiar dame. I've seen that stunning, rectangular figure somewhere. She shivers in t... [Read More]

This day of the Dead Scared to the bone costume for girls is darling and deadly! Featuring a fun tutu dress and footless leggings with pretty bones, flowers and hearts drawn on the bodice and legs, This costume is perfect for Halloween and Dia de Los Muertos. The skirt is made of Red and gray tulle that's both pretty and tough. Put on the headband covered in flowers and sugar skull-style eye mask for the prettiest Skeleton costume ever. Hole, Chica Bonita!

Name: Spoof pants Weight: about 1.3kg Applicable gender: all genders (height: 1.6m-1.9m) Fabric name: super soft fabric Main fabric composition: polyester (99%) size: one size