Pun Costumes For Two

The BIG Adventures of TINY DickYou don't have to be big to do great things! Tiny Dick proves that in this hilarious and fun coloring book. TD isn't huge but he makes up for it with his giant personality and fun adventures! This book is great for bachelorette parties, boring Friday nights home alone, or to send to a (very tiny) ex-boyfriend.From the best selling author of Fucking Adorable Tags: adult coloring book, coloring book, sweary book, swear word coloring book, penis, dick, dick coloring b... [Read More]

Licensed black cat costume jumpsuit with faux fur details, gloves, choker, and eye mask. Important size Information: costumes are sized differently than clothing, important to review secret wishes size chart before making selection. Officially licensed Marvel costume item, Items shipped and sold by Amazon are guaranteed to be authentic. Shoes and wig available separately. Secret wishes offers fun and playful costumes and accessories such as shoes, hosiery, tutus, gloves, wigs, hats, and more.... [Read More]

BRAND NEW. SMALL HOLE ON SPINE

Rush gives a tour-de-force performance as history's most infamous sexual adventurer, the Marquis de Sade. A nobleman with a literary flair, the Marquis lives in a madhouse where a beautiful laundry maid (Winslet) smuggles his erotic stories to a printer, defying orders from the asylum's resident priest (Phoenix). The titillating passages whip all of France into a sexual frenzy, until a fiercely conservative doctor (Caine) tries to put an end to the fun, inadvertently stoking the excitement to a ... [Read More]

Turkey is in trouble. Bad trouble. The kind of trouble where it's almost Thanksgiving . . . and you're the maincourse. But Turkey has an idea--what if he doesn't look like a turkey? What if he looks like another animal instead?After many hilarious attempts, Turkey comes up with the perfect disguise to make this Thanksgiving the best ever!Wendi Silvano's comical story is perfectly matched by Lee Harper's watercolors.

Dear Diary,I'm an easy lay. Okay, that's definitely not true. But it might as well be, because that's what everyone thinks of me. I'll admit I've earned that reputation with the biggest con job since Enron.The reality is . . . I'm a virgin.Long ago, I decided to save myself for The One. He's out there somewhere, that special man worthy of getting between my legs and someday I'll find him.But what do I do when my new boss decides he's the one deserving of that honor? Liam Blackstone is the sexies... [Read More]