Dirty Sexy Costumes

The BIG Adventures of TINY DickYou don't have to be big to do great things! Tiny Dick proves that in this hilarious and fun coloring book. TD isn't huge but he makes up for it with his giant personality and fun adventures! This book is great for bachelorette parties, boring Friday nights home alone, or to send to a (very tiny) ex-boyfriend.From the best selling author of Fucking Adorable Tags: adult coloring book, coloring book, sweary book, swear word coloring book, penis, dick, dick coloring b... [Read More]

Dear Diary,I'm an easy lay. Okay, that's definitely not true. But it might as well be, because that's what everyone thinks of me. I'll admit I've earned that reputation with the biggest con job since Enron.The reality is . . . I'm a virgin.Long ago, I decided to save myself for The One. He's out there somewhere, that special man worthy of getting between my legs and someday I'll find him.But what do I do when my new boss decides he's the one deserving of that honor? Liam Blackstone is the sexies... [Read More]

This matchmaker’s about to meet her match...Grace Love is lousy with men. She can spot a match for someone else a mile away, and her balls-on instincts are why her matchmaking business is thriving, but finding her own Prince Charming? The only guy who makes her sixth sense tingle is her playboy best friend, Trick, and no way is she risking their friendship, no matter how hot she knows the sex will be. SWAT officer Trick Mathews is a patient guy, but Grace's inability to see what's right in fro... [Read More]

Black sleeveless collared shirt with front pockets, police patch and removable necktie.

I can't let anyone find out my secret...What's scarier than a Zombie Dancer in a Haunted House?Taking the stage for real.Having to dance to pay my tuition.But nobody can find out, or else I'll be ruined.Then he walks through the door.The hottest professor at Oak Ridge University.Every girl's secret fantasy, including mine.He sees right through my disguise.And now he wants more than just a dance.He'll keep my secret.If I do what he wants.But what he wants isn't what I expected.And if I'm not care... [Read More]

Black bengaline stretch knit dress with belt and police patches on shoulders. Costume includes police hat with badge pin, "officer anita bribe" name plate and removable police badge. (6 piece set)

Mysterious costumes…It was only a spring fling tryst until their masks came offZoe was his student, and Aiden was the professor who held the keys to her future. They broke it, that unspoken law… Professors aren't allowed to fraternize with the students. It was a mistake, they can’t be together, and it’s best for them to forget that night ever happened. But he can’t. She can’t. And they can’t forget each other. As she learns and he teaches, they wonder. Was it really just a fling? ... [Read More]

Last Halloween, Amber ended up taking it from two strangers, and this year she's determined to be a good girl. She's even dressed up as an angel, to ward away her wicked thoughts.Her boyfriend, Jake, has a better idea. A party of people desperate to taste what his nympho has to offer.

All Three Parts of 'Punishing the Maid' In One Steamy Collection!Punished for their PleasurePart 1 of 'Punishing the Maid'Marie has been caught red-handed, stealing from her master. Now she must be disciplined. She is made an offer - either be handed over to the authorities, or accept a punishment of a different kind. Her master has guests calling, and they are in need of entertainment.And so Marie finds herself blindfolded and vulnerable, awaiting whatever depraved delights her master and the o... [Read More]