Costumes For Penises

The BIG Adventures of TINY DickYou don't have to be big to do great things! Tiny Dick proves that in this hilarious and fun coloring book. TD isn't huge but he makes up for it with his giant personality and fun adventures! This book is great for bachelorette parties, boring Friday nights home alone, or to send to a (very tiny) ex-boyfriend.From the best selling author of Fucking Adorable Tags: adult coloring book, coloring book, sweary book, swear word coloring book, penis, dick, dick coloring b... [Read More]

One of the last great names in the Japanese ukiyo-e style, Utagawa Kuniyoshi was an undisputed master of the warrior woodblock print. Born in Tokyo in 1797, his talent became evident by the tender age of 12, when he became an apprentice to a famous print master. Starting out with vivid illustrations of cultural icons — including Kabuki actors and Japanese heroes — he moved on to a unique treatment of warrior prints, incorporating elements of dreams, omens, and daring feats that characterized... [Read More]

Be everyone's favorite commercial cutie in this officially licensed Progressive Flo costume featuring a white apron with progressive logo, perky wig, navy headband, "I heart insurance" button, and tricked out name tag.

Item Sizing: The size guide found below is specific to the costume in this listing. Other costumes may have different sizing patterns. For example, company A's size medium may be equivalent to company B's size large. Be sure to check the size chart closely to make sure you know what you are ordering. The list below may indicate that more than one size fits you. If you are unsure of which size to choose, then go with the larger size because these costumes may tend to run small. Measurements are s... [Read More]

Who's ready to dance and sing along the rooftops? Bring a little magic to your work in this men's Chimney Sweep costume featuring a brown jacket with long sleeves, pocket accents, front button closures, a patterned vest with gold buttons, a red neck tie, and a brown hat. (Shirt, pants, and sweep not included.)

Are you afraid of clowns? The sadistic clown costume features a printed top with puffed shoulders and sleeves with a ruched mesh layering. It also includes a layered short skirt, A pair of ruffle trimmed pants and a layered ruffled collar.

Robe, papal poncho, hat (miter)

Peace/love hippie adult costume

Get ready for another fun day playing with tinky winky®, laa-laa® , po® , and dipsy®