Clever Wordplay Costumes

Little Miss Clever Tits Composition NotebookThis large, humorous but rude quote composition notebook is printed on 116 pages of quality white paper and is WIDE RULED. A perfect gift for teachers and students for school, teens and children, birthdays or other seasonal holidays or any other occasion.8.5" x 11" SizeSoftcover SpinePaperback Cover116 pages

In Severance, the debut novel from famed Cracked.com writer Chris Bucholz, the inhabitants of a generation ark find two unlikely heroes who fight to keep everything together.After 240 years traveling toward Tau Prius and a new planet to colonize, the inhabitants of the generation ship Argos are bored and aimless. They join groups such as the Markers and the Breeders, have costumed orgies, and test the limits of drugs, alcohol, and pain just to pass the time.To Laura Stein, they’re morons and, ... [Read More]

Enjoy the pun-omenal jokes written by the Walt Disney Imagineers and the Jungle Cruise skippers from the world-famous Jungle Cruise attraction. Guests board a boat and travel with a witty and experienced skipper to exotic rivers of the world, and leave smiling with memories of their vibrant voyage.In this book, Erwin Madrid's original illustrations accompany the jokes of the classic attraction, and together they steer readers deeper and deeper into lush lands filled with adventures, animals, and... [Read More]

Darren McAlpine is an eleven-year-old with ajob to do. With his brother, he writes and delivers a neighborhood newspaper.This gives him a front-row seat to the lives of the people in his community.As Darren covers the story of some localteenagers planning a protest, he learns about the neighborhood, his family,journalism and his own gifts and limitations.The story - told inDarren's distinctive voice - is full of the joys and pitfalls of growing up andthe joys and pitfalls of language itself. Ne... [Read More]

Knock Knock's communicatory Nifty Notes allow everyone, regardless of their actual verbal capabilities, to pass judgment and spit wit on paper. Someone’s got to put those annoying coworkers in their place - and that someone is you. Whether they’re guilty of improper kitchen care, absentminded humming, or disregarding your personal space, their manners need to be right-sized. Time to take one for the team and show ’em who’s boss. Knock Knock was founded in 2002 by Jen Bilik with the missi... [Read More]

"Holy Guacamole" You never know what to expect. Life keeps surprising you every day, and it sometimes leaves you speechless. But there's always one thing you can say to break the ice, and this sticker will say it for you in style. Stick this avocado sticker to your favorite item and always remember to laugh at life's surprises. Stickeroonie brings you hilarious, high quality stickers that are perfect for decorating your laptop, smartphone case, hydro flask, notebook, skateboard, bike, or even yo... [Read More]